Autoflush Toilets, Egg Salad, and Other Bad Ideas

There are several things I enjoy separately but should never be combined. Point in case: last Wednesday I had a ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato, guacamole, and egg salad sandwich. I should have stopped after the guacamole.

Autoflush toilets are wonderful. Disposable toilet seat covers are also wonderful. However, disposable toilet seat covers on autoflush toilets are not wonderful. I can't tell you how many times I've expended the effort to put the cover down, then turned around to sit and have the autoflush toilet flush the cover down.